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There are two sides
to every story.
We only publish one.

Nuance is just an opinion that hasn't picked a lane yet. We skip that part. Every debate settled in one sentence, no follow-up questions accepted.

WRONG RIGHT
the middle is disabled
try to leave it in the middle. you can't.
TODAY'S RULINGS

Every debate has an answer.
Here are six.

"It depends" is a real answer.

WRONG

Cereal counts as soup.

WRONG

There are exactly two kinds of people.

RIGHT

Toilet paper orientation is a moral issue.

RIGHT

"Both sides have a point" is a cop-out.

RIGHT

Context matters here.

WRONG
HOW A RULING GETS MADE

Our editorial process. It's short.

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